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God I love this.
I LOVE THIS PICTURE SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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how many times is it appropriate to say ‘what’ before you nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said
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Catch Alan and the rest of the Wolfpack in the epic conclusion to The Hangover Trilogy – in theaters TODAY! Get tickets: http://hangoverpart3.com
If my jokes offend you:
- I’m sorry
- It won’t happen again
- 1 & 2 are lies
- You’re a pussy
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i was at mcdonalds and this kid dropped his chocolate milk, began to cry, and his dad got up, said “this some instagram shit” and starte taking pictures and i cant breath
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